Venezuela

Venezuela, my wonderful country -Yes it is a wonderful country. Land of beautiful women, cachapa, tequeño, arepa and the worlds chama and chamo, chevere guachafita. 2009´s happiest country in the world, the only place in the world were gas is cheaper than water.

One of my best friends - let´s call her Vl- Vl´s grandparents moved here during the Spanish civil war because this was the greatest places in the world. Oscar de La Renta made a dress just for us. Carolina Herrera and Angel Zánchez are Venezuelans and they are pretty successful, Raja the Indian dude/chamo is from Venezuela not from India - Sorry for destroying your believe-. Here in Venezuela absolutely every typical or not so typical music is danceable.

Simon Bolivar a super short Venezuelan who liberated almost every country in America - yeah Venezuela is part of America - and Francisco de Miranda he´s in Arc de Triomphe in France. Venezuela´s Cacao is main reason of chocolate in the world. And believe it or not we do not go around wearing Ponchos those were the Timotocuicas in Los Andes, and not everybody likes our president including me.

In Venezuela kids are politically maturer than U.S.A kids, Persnally I´ve been to over 5 protest.

But Venezuela is also the home of the largest waterfall in the world, you know the movie Up that movie is placed in Venezuela´s Auyantepui if you look closely into the plane tickets they clearly say Venezuela.

Dior´s 2cond store was opened here, Natalie Portman dated a Joropo singer, and we put kids to sleep with the National Athem and we are the only country to call banana cambur. As I said before Venezuela is the land of beautiful women, and it is the only country to crown itself in the Miss Univerese.

So like Christmast is coming I would like to talk a bit about venezuelan´s Christmast, we eat Hayaca and gather with the whole family and sing aguinaldos and parrandas and Gaitas.

So if you ever com to Venezuela try a Cachapa, a arepa the tequeños, listen to it´s music.

Sorry I was thinking of posting some photos but the erased and I´m too lazy to look for them again T.T